bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

uhmeliamay:

How I spent my time at Pompeii today

destinyofself:

justlearningasigo:

You gotta be kiddin’ me

sick

destinyofself:

justlearningasigo:

You gotta be kiddin’ me

sick

teenscoolest:

the only thing that brings me up when I was down is the elevator

verythirsty:

i have an issue where i set millions of alarms and then don’t even wake up on time

verythirsty:

i have an issue where i set millions of alarms and then don’t even wake up on time

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

un-spooky:

… I guess it was a killer joke, eh Tony? :D