*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
How I spent my time at Pompeii today
the only thing that brings me up when I was down is the elevator
i have an issue where i set millions of alarms and then don’t even wake up on time
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
… I guess it was a killer joke, eh Tony? :D